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PANEL 1: The EMPEROR stands, shocked, listening to the overhead speakers. At his feet we an see the belly of the felled Tesskan, still smoking, and the Admiral’s shoulder. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): You’s the VOSS?!? Ha ha ha then we got ourselves an OPP’TUNITY! You gotta take over that human ship like we done with this Continuum ship! EMPEROR: Dios! It’s broadcasting across the ship’s speakers! PANEL 2: The EMPEROR runs at full sprint to he computer desk, splattered with blood, and the body of a pilot slung across the top. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): See, we gotta take Tierra down a peg or two. FINISH WHAT OUR GRANDPAPPIES STARTED IN THE WAR. N’fact, we gonna hit ‘nuther one a’ their pretty cities right now. Emperor: no no no no no no…. PANEL 3: The EMPEROR shoves the body of the pilot our of the way so he can attempt to turn off the loudspeaker. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): SO TAKE THAT SHIP, VOSS! Then we figger out how take on Tierra TOGETHER! EMPEROR: No no NO… where’s the button? Where’s the button? Sound effect: clik clik clik PANEL 4: From behind, the EMPEROR types at the computer screen. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): Voss? You hearin’ me…? You hear what I said about the— Sound Effect: BEEP Emperor: OH THANK GOD. PANEL 5: Close up on the EMPEROR looks over his shoulder. EMPEROR: M… maybe i liked out…? Maybe my Tesskans couldn’t hear that in the shuttle…? PANEL 6: The EMPEROR grabs the nose of his bridge in relief, right as a large fist punches and dents the locked door behind him. EMPEROR: Thank God I sent them awa— Sound effect: WHAM —— Want to read the full story? Join us at Patreon.com/drive for the *FULL* Tales of the Drive archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! DRIVE copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

PANEL 1: The EMPEROR stands, shocked, listening to the overhead speakers. At his feet we an see the belly of the felled Tesskan, still smoking, and the Admiral’s shoulder. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): You’s the VOSS?!? Ha ha ha then we got ourselves an OPP’TUNITY! You gotta take over that human ship like we done with this Continuum ship! EMPEROR: Dios! It’s broadcasting across the ship’s speakers! PANEL 2: The EMPEROR runs at full sprint to he computer desk, splattered with blood, and the body of a pilot slung across the top. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): See, we gotta take Tierra down a peg or two. FINISH WHAT OUR GRANDPAPPIES STARTED IN THE WAR. N’fact, we gonna hit ‘nuther one a’ their pretty cities right now. Emperor: no no no no no no…. PANEL 3: The EMPEROR shoves the body of the pilot our of the way so he can attempt to turn off the loudspeaker. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): SO TAKE THAT SHIP, VOSS! Then we figger out how take on Tierra TOGETHER! EMPEROR: No no NO… where’s the button? Where’s the button? Sound effect: clik clik clik PANEL 4: From behind, the EMPEROR types at the computer screen. TESSKAN (via loudspeaker): Voss? You hearin’ me…? You hear what I said about the— Sound Effect: BEEP Emperor: OH THANK GOD. PANEL 5: Close up on the EMPEROR looks over his shoulder. EMPEROR: M… maybe i liked out…? Maybe my Tesskans couldn’t hear that in the shuttle…? PANEL 6: The EMPEROR grabs the nose of his bridge in relief, right as a large fist punches and dents the locked door behind him. EMPEROR: Thank God I sent them awa— Sound effect: WHAM —— Want to read the full story? Join us at Patreon.com/drive for the *FULL* Tales of the Drive archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! DRIVE copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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3 DAYS, 3 DEALS: ANATOMY SET, 50%-OFF!

For ONE DAY ONLY (today!), the complete 4-book ANATOMY hardcover set is 50% off! It’s every ridiculous deep-dive into dogs, dinos, authors and animals — bundled into four gloriously silly volumes. If you’ve been eyeing the set (or need the perfect gift for someone who loves smart, goofy humor), this is the moment to pounce. When the discount disappears, it’s gone like a dog who heard the cheese drawer open — so grab the full set while it’s half off! Get the bundle here!

(NOTE: The discount will only apply on the 4 book bundle, it won’t apply if you add the books separately.)


3 DAYS, 3 DEALS: DRIVE SET, 50%-OFF!

For ONE DAY ONLY (today!), the 4-book DRIVE hardcover set is 50% off!  We’ve never had a price that low! It’s all the empires, secret histories, spacefaring misfits, and sci-fi goodness packed into four beautiful volumes. If you’ve been waiting to dive into the series (or want to introduce a fellow sci-fi nerd to the DELIGHT), this is your moment. This deal is ONLY FOR ONE DAY (today!) — so it’s going faster than doughnuts at a Veetan gathering! Buy the 4 pack here!

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3 DAYS, 3 DEALS: ORIGINAL ART JUST $99!

For ONE DAY ONLY (today!), I’m putting all of my original comic art on sale — each piece just $99! These are the actual hand-drawn originals — ink on bristol, goofy jokes, ducks, dogs, sci-fi weirdness, the whole deal! If you’ve ever wanted a one-of-a-kind piece for your wall (or the perfect gift for a fellow nerd), today’s your shot. When the day ends, the price snaps back — so grab the piece you love while it’s just $99! 

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– (Note: If that text is crossed out, with a yellow post-it note saying “Get a print of this strip”, that means that original has already been purchased. 



This week’s ComicLab Podcast is live!

Pals! Every week my cartooning pal Brad Guigar and I fire up the mics to talk about comics. It’s half shop talk, half how-to, and half friendship. That’s right: WE SQUEEZED IN THREE HALVES. It’s tips and tricks and all the joys of cartooning as a pro!

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TITLE: Wobbly Legs

https://comiclab.simplecast.com/episodes/wobbly-legs

Apple Podcasts: https://buff.ly/pmzb68x

Spotify: https://buff.ly/OShfHX4

We always advise having “many legs under your table.” In other words, comic creators should have many sources of revenue. If one is threatened, the others can keep the business aloft. So it’s important, from time to time, to check for wobbly legs! What are the sources of comics income that are currently vulnerable? ALSO: What’s the difference between Design and Style?




This week’s ComicLab Podcast is live!

Pals! Every week my cartooning pal Brad Guigar and I fire up the mics to talk about comics. It’s half shop talk, half how-to, and half friendship. That’s right: WE SQUEEZED IN THREE HALVES. It’s tips and tricks and all the joys of cartooning as a pro!

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TITLE: Special Guest Cathy Guisewite

Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c

Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/3xJpaHp

Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/141502

Cathy Guisewite, the creator of the iconic comic strip ‘Cathy’, shares her journey through the world of cartooning, the challenges she faced as a female cartoonist, and the cultural impact of her work. From her early days of struggling with drawing to her experiences on The Tonight Show, Cathy reflects on her evolution as an artist and the significance of her comic strip in addressing women’s issues. She discusses the release of her 50th Anniversary Collection and the bittersweet feelings surrounding the end of her long-running strip.


🚨NEW EPISODE!🚨 We redesign Skeletor!

ha ha ha GANG, have you ever wanted to know what I look like, WHILE ALSO laughing on the couch for 20 minutes?!? Well do I have the perfect drawing show for you! 

On the new episode of “The Wrong Way” —our drawing-n-friendship show— we redesign **SKELETOR** to hilarious results! I ended up drawing him as an emo midwestern teen. 

Check out the episode here: youtu.be/JPmULPU9WoY, or get all the episodes, here: https://www.youtube.com/@wrongwayshow


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