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caohaoim


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How about a pasta salad!!!!
posted Monday, July 23, 2012 - 08:38 PM (#61892)

Or a potato salad? what sort of comestible will it take? Milk Duds? A Baby Ruth. I make a mean popcorn ball with Rich Buttery Toffee and De Arbol Chiles. Vanilla infused bourbon in strong coffee with a drop of molasses and a dollop of heavy cream?



POLL: What will it take to get Dave to post more Drive?
 
 7% (1) Food
 
 7% (1) Mindless flattery
 
 28% (4) Thousands of earwigs singing "It's Small World"
 
 21% (3) Kidnap his Pug and train it in Klingon Opera before it is returned safely
 
 35% (5) Thousand of Ice Cream trucks circling his home all playing the "Barney" song
14 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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caohaoim


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Monday, July 30, 2012 - 05:39 PM (#61962)

Ice cream trucks seems to have a slight lead. I can get my hands on 2 trucks and 3 pedal carts. Whatever is leading on the 1st is what we will do.


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caohaoim


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, August 01, 2012 - 04:02 PM (#61973)

Soon thousands of ice cream trucks driven by earwigs shall descend upon Dave's domicile and disturb his slumber.


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caohaoim


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Thursday, August 02, 2012 - 07:56 PM (#61976)

Driver training of the Earwigs has begun. Voice lessons are having a problem, it seems only certain genotypes can lower their voices so as to be discernible to human ears. The sound seems to be particularly annoying to dogs named Nipper. Research is ongoing.


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caohaoim


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Sunday, August 05, 2012 - 12:36 PM (#61980)

We are looking for t shirt designs for the earwigs who will be driving the Ice Cream Trucks. Don't forget you need 6 armholes and a collar roomy enough to get antennae past. Please have all designs in by Thursday. We are on a deadline folks!!
News Updates: The earwigs are very excited about the new bucket seat design for the trucks. The extra curve lets the rear mandibles be used as a cup holder. A real win win for everyone. Thanks Design Team!!!
RFPs for the Ice Cream Trucks have been sent out and the reviews of the early respondents have a joint venture of Matchbox and AFX getting the nod but there is still time to enter! Just contact jiminy@earwigdesigns.org for your copy of the RFP.


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caohaoim


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Tuesday, August 07, 2012 - 04:32 PM (#61997)

I am told by the t shirt design committee that we are in great need of a large supply of Whelk Mucus. Any help on this would be greatly appreciated as there seem to be no local supplies and we don't seem to be in contact with or have trade relations with Phoenicia. We attempted to contacted Hibernia but our delegation was expelled for looking like landlords. Who knew?


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Tuesday, August 21, 2012 - 12:58 PM (#62042)

We seem to be having some labor problems. The earwigs have complained about scab labor and are picketing the apple and mango groves.


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Sunday, September 09, 2012 - 09:58 AM (#62099)
In Response to caohaoim (#62042):

At least they are picketing the groves instead of picking the scabs.


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Re: How about a pasta salad!!!! (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, September 15, 2012 - 09:21 PM (#62108)
In Response to Rattify (#62099):

Ouch!!!!


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